Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Toy News:Star Wars Bookends Will Kill Four People

Well, OK, nobody's going to die. But this nifty Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends Statue brings you a diorama featuring the four main heroes from the original trilogy, posed like they're about to get crushed by the walls. Luke, on the other hand, is being attacked by the dianoga. Will he survive? Yes. He will also hold your DVDs in place with the kind of expert precision you demand from your shelving accessories!

Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends Statue

* Great for displaying your DVD collection!
* Use as bookends, or standalone awesome statue!
* Perfect for books, DVDs, or anything else you can squeeze between!

"One thing's for sure. We're all gonna be a lot thinner!" – Han Solo.

The valiant rescue of Princess Leia takes a turn for the worse when our heroes evade on-rushing Stormtroopers by jumping down a garbage shoot. The situation turns grim when the Dianoga Garbage Squid Shows up and the Garbage Compactor's walls begin to close in! Cast in high quality poly stone then hand painted to exacting standards. Each is then numbered and comes complete with matching certificate of authenticity and is a limited edition. Measuring 7 1/2-inches tall x 12-inches wide x 6-inches long, these bookends are well suited for DVDs, books and graphic novels.

Star Wars Bookends Will Kill Four People

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