Yes, He Does Say Nobody F***s with the Jesus
Want to know what Entertainment Earth and Bif Bang Pow! have planned for you at Comic-Con International this year?
Are you looking for the best The Big Lebowski collectible that isn't based on Jeff Bridges? Well, we've got it! Our EE Exclusive The Big Lebowski Talking Jesus 8-inch Figure is stunning. With a fantastic sneering likeness, an authentic blue costume, and a great talking base, there simply isn't a better version of this character as a toy available. If you're coming to the convention, be sure to stop by our booth #2343 and pick one up. If not, you might want to pre-order this awesome collectible before he takes your gun, sticks it up your... er, never mind. We probably shouldn't finish that quote here.
Stay tuned for more announcements!
EE Exclusive The Big Lebowski Talking Jesus 8-inch Figure
Description:
IMPORTANT NOTE: This item will debut as a Comic-Con 2009 Entertainment Earth Exclusive. Pre-orders will ship the last week of July 2009, while supplies last.
* Speaks 7 phrases!
* Are you a Lebowski achiever?
* Relive the fun and laughter!
* Urban vinyl with real cloth!
Are you a Lebowski achiever? Let's hope so. After all, it would be totally "un-Dude" of you not to be. Relive all the fun and laughter from The Big Lebowski with these cool, 8-inch tall Series 3 Action Figures. Each features an outfit with real cloth pieces, movie-accurate accessories, and multiple points of articulation. They combine the stylized look of "urban vinyl" with a little Lebowski fun!
Jesus Quintana (a.k.a. "The Jesus") is part of a team that's out to beat The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the championship. Now this crude, hyper-aggressive bowler comes to your door as this terrific figure that includes a bowling bag and a talking base. Add The Jesus to your team today!
The Jesus speaks 7 authentic phrases that include:
"Let me tell you something, p*****o. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes..."
"...I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s, and pull the f*****g trigger 'til it goes 'click'."
"You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus."
"What is this day-of-rest s**t?"
"What's this bulls**t??"
"I don't f**kin' care! It don't matter to Jesus!"
"You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski is a real laid-back kind of guy. He enjoys "bowling, driving, (and having) the occasional acid flashback." In the classic film The Big Lebowski, this humble pacifist and his bowling buddies become entangled in a web of embezzlement, supposed kidnapping, and White Russians.
Yes, He Does Say Nobody F***s with the Jesus
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